so i’m ready to go back to school
woah hang on what
are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
i was thinking loaves of bread at first omg
but does your boyfriend know your measuring system?
a tragic story really…
"Very few of us survived, and those who did, owe their lives to the Traveler."